Its becoming common procedure to open a newspaper and find someone cheating on their spouses, it’s a reflection of the kind of society we live in says my esteemed housemate, sipping a cup of green tea. You see times have changed, a profoundly understatement in my opinion, she says, I used to like coffee, but I am into green tea.. anyway back to cheating, beating, infidelity and other relationship evils. When I read of such shenanigans, I always look at the woman in question and the fella and then the 3rd party, from their pictures I make a conclusion on whether the infidelity was worthy it, hey I am a bloke.
This morning it was the turn of Chris Tarrant, he of “is that your final answer, and we shall be right back after this break” followed by a manic laugh. Looking at him and the poor wifey, Ingrid, I was disgusted. There should be a law that says people above the age of 60 should not indulge in illicit affairs, and when they do so, their pictures should be pixled. Ingrid with all due respect is an old ugly bag, that would give Pauline fowler a run for her money, I do not believe she is Swedish, Chris is the same with sunken chicks and bad teeth. The thought of them indulging in any coitus put me off my breakfast and made me yearn for a cup of green tea. I can see why Chris had an affair, there is no way anyone can lust after Ingrid Tarrant, Jesus, imagine the sight of her naked arse going up and down…. Eiow
Chris with his pathetic excuses, that all men , sorry all boys do it, since when has a 60 year old been a boy? He goes on to claim his friend have told him he is “one of the few good guys”, what planet does this guy live on, with all the self righteousness he can master he says he only did it for sex, what lust can he have in those old loins? Viagra, the scourge of old age I say.
I need to brush ma teeth for obvious reasons. Sex and Sixties, those 2 don’t rhyme